The Phantom Holding Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- The QB looks at Coleman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Coleman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.