The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“The broadcast shows Coleman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- The QB looks at Coleman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Coleman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.