The Phantom Flag Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- The QB looks at Coleman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.