The Dropped Pass Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Ref: "Number Coleman, that's a flag." Coleman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.