The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Ref: "Number Coleman, that's a flag." Coleman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.