The Snap Count Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Coleman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coleman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.