The Snap Count Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“The QB looks at Coleman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases Coleman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.