The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coleman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.