The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coleman was due a breakout.
- Coleman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.