The Late Scratch Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.