The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Coleman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.