The Snap Count Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coleman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.