The Butter-Finger Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Coleman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coleman was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Coleman, Coleman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.