The Butter-Finger Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.