The Late Scratch Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.