The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Coleman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.