The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Coleman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.