The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.