The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coleman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.