The Chip-and-Release Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Dinkins, Dinkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.