The Hamstring Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
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-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dinkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.