The Chip-and-Release Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Ref: "Number Dinkins, that's a flag." Dinkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dinkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dinkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.