The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dinkins catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
88%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dinkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.