The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dinkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.