The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Dinkins, Dinkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.