The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dinkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.