The Chip-and-Release Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
81%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dinkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.