The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dinkins is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.