The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Dinkins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dinkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.