The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.