The Mystery Tweak Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dinkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dinkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.