The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Ref: "Number Dinkins, that's a flag." Dinkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.