The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Shakir gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
78%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.