The Butter-Finger Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Shakir runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shakir's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.