The Phantom Holding Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Shakir is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shakir drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.