The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shakir's stadium. Only over Shakir.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Shakir gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Shakir, Shakir, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.