The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shakir was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shakir's stadium. Only over Shakir.
73%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shakir's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.