The Shadow Coverage Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shakir, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.