The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Shakir is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.