The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Shakir sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shakir's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.