The Dropped Pass Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Shakir's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shakir's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.