The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Ref: "Number Shakir, that's a flag." Shakir: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shakir, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.