The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Shakir on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shakir's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.