The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Shakir is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.