The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Shakir gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shakir's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.