The Dropped Pass Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- A mysterious flag erases Shakir's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Shakir gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.