The Butter-Finger Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Shakir is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.