The Hamstring Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shakir was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Shakir drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
91%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.