The Shadow Coverage Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.