The Butter-Finger Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shakir was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Shakir's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.